Monday, June 28, 2010

Don't Borrow Your Brother's or Husband's Shirts - Just Starch and Iron them Like a Good little housewife



Attention Ladies! This is a vintage lesson in dress, in how to take a pretty photo, and etiquette! So step right up. You may ask, "why is this woman a specialist in these areas?", I can give you many instances where I have been in situations where I have been the grimace in the photo with the silly smile, or I have had to have my cheeks pinched because I was going to allow my tissue white cheeks to be photographed without any rouge. It was the Faux paux that brought me to be a professional in how to be a proper woman before the camera, and to look your best no matter where you are. It is best to look your finest no matter where you are. It is not very becoming to be an old maid in your apron un-wed at 26 living in your mother's without and education, my darling. It is good practice to have fine photographs of yourself and your friends, with shiny white teeth and rosy cheek and flawless healthy locks of hair upon your head.


Here are some additional tips I recently found:



{Disclaimer: I am a joker, however, I am making light on the past - yet at the same time, nice hair healthy hair and teeth are great for EVERYONE - it is empowering to look our best at any age!}















































 If Bras were constructed like this today, I really could not imagine that I would ever be in a good mood - EVER! THIS LOOKS VERY CONSTRICTED AND UNCOMFORTABLE - OUTRIGHT OUCH!